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Why do noses run and feet smell?

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Can Fat people go skinny dipping?

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Why do you press on to turn off a PC?

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What do people in china call their fancy plates?

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Doesn’t The alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?

You just sang both of those in your head! XD

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How did the first programmer program the first programming program when he made the first programming program?

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If a person is born deaf and mute, What language does he think in?

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If a bus station is where a bus stops,
And a train station is where a train stops,
Isn’t a work station where work stops? 

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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If you were travelling at the speed of sound would you hear the wind?
If you were travelling at the speed of light What would you see?

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If a fire-fighter fights fires,
And a crime-fighter fights crime,
What is a freedom fighter? 

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Why do they call it a television set, When you only get one?

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If time heals all wounds, Why does the belly button stay the same?

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Would forcing sex on a prostitute be Rape or Shoplifting?

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Doesn’t swallowing semen make you a cannibal?