philosoraptor

Why do noses run and feet smell?

Can Fat people go skinny dipping?

Why do you press on to turn off a PC?

What do people in china call their fancy plates?

Doesn’t The alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?

You just sang both of those in your head! XD

How did the first programmer program the first programming program when he made the first programming program?

If a person is born deaf and mute, What language does he think in?

If a bus station is where a bus stops,
And a train station is where a train stops,
Isn’t a work station where work stops? 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If you were travelling at the speed of sound would you hear the wind?
If you were travelling at the speed of light What would you see?

If a fire-fighter fights fires,
And a crime-fighter fights crime,
What is a freedom fighter? 

Why do they call it a television set, When you only get one?

If time heals all wounds, Why does the belly button stay the same?

Would forcing sex on a prostitute be Rape or Shoplifting?

Doesn’t swallowing semen make you a cannibal?